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Aching stomachs are no problem for "phear".
Captain of Industry "sandamnit" found the most phallic looking gerbil ever for this product.
Don't be fooled by "shut#2". That filling is not jelly.
"state" finds a way to make men feel younger again.
Crazyman "tepid" allows you to savor the flavor.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.