Page 3: Values, savings, and Simmons!
Helth guru "gaseousclay" gives us an easy way to lose weight - profuse vomiting.
"grzydj" takes J.P. Barnum's business sense, and thrusts it into the 21st century.
Brave soul "irn-bru" knows what'll quench that summer thirst!
Member "laopooh" tried this sucker on former athlete Greg Luganis, and boy was Greg's face red!
Drunkard "limehouse" has the perfect way to get junior to an early start!
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.