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Helth guru "gaseousclay" gives us an easy way to lose weight - profuse vomiting.
"grzydj" takes J.P. Barnum's business sense, and thrusts it into the 21st century.
Brave soul "irn-bru" knows what'll quench that summer thirst!
Member "laopooh" tried this sucker on former athlete Greg Luganis, and boy was Greg's face red!
Drunkard "limehouse" has the perfect way to get junior to an early start!
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.