Page 3: Values, savings, and Simmons!
Helth guru "gaseousclay" gives us an easy way to lose weight - profuse vomiting.
"grzydj" takes J.P. Barnum's business sense, and thrusts it into the 21st century.
Brave soul "irn-bru" knows what'll quench that summer thirst!
Member "laopooh" tried this sucker on former athlete Greg Luganis, and boy was Greg's face red!
Drunkard "limehouse" has the perfect way to get junior to an early start!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.