Page 3: Values, savings, and Simmons!
Helth guru "gaseousclay" gives us an easy way to lose weight - profuse vomiting.
"grzydj" takes J.P. Barnum's business sense, and thrusts it into the 21st century.
Brave soul "irn-bru" knows what'll quench that summer thirst!
Member "laopooh" tried this sucker on former athlete Greg Luganis, and boy was Greg's face red!
Drunkard "limehouse" has the perfect way to get junior to an early start!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.