Okay, now here are some more Rick Springfield-plus-freakish-fan pics, feel free to manipulate them flipbook-style to animate the gradual process of his soul escaping his body, leaving behind a resigned, mirthless shell.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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