Klown4Lyfe: Hyena Klown's Website, submitted by Hotaru Tomoe. My favorite kinds of websites are the ones that lock you down in one of those Clockwork Orange-style eyelid harnesses and slowly peel away the layers of your eyeballs until the very fabric of your brain is exposed to pure syphilitic HTML Hell. Here's a good example of that! Featuring the musings of a furry and Insane Clown Posse fan, or "Dumb Shithead" to be politically correct and empirically accurate, this site packs a lot of great information on pit bull terriers, spotted hyenas, and how cool it is to be down with the clown. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it involves having terrible taste in music and subcultures.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.