Klown4Lyfe: Hyena Klown's Website, submitted by Hotaru Tomoe. My favorite kinds of websites are the ones that lock you down in one of those Clockwork Orange-style eyelid harnesses and slowly peel away the layers of your eyeballs until the very fabric of your brain is exposed to pure syphilitic HTML Hell. Here's a good example of that! Featuring the musings of a furry and Insane Clown Posse fan, or "Dumb Shithead" to be politically correct and empirically accurate, this site packs a lot of great information on pit bull terriers, spotted hyenas, and how cool it is to be down with the clown. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it involves having terrible taste in music and subcultures.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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