Klown4Lyfe: Hyena Klown's Website, submitted by Hotaru Tomoe. My favorite kinds of websites are the ones that lock you down in one of those Clockwork Orange-style eyelid harnesses and slowly peel away the layers of your eyeballs until the very fabric of your brain is exposed to pure syphilitic HTML Hell. Here's a good example of that! Featuring the musings of a furry and Insane Clown Posse fan, or "Dumb Shithead" to be politically correct and empirically accurate, this site packs a lot of great information on pit bull terriers, spotted hyenas, and how cool it is to be down with the clown. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it involves having terrible taste in music and subcultures.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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