Klown4Lyfe: Hyena Klown's Website, submitted by Hotaru Tomoe. My favorite kinds of websites are the ones that lock you down in one of those Clockwork Orange-style eyelid harnesses and slowly peel away the layers of your eyeballs until the very fabric of your brain is exposed to pure syphilitic HTML Hell. Here's a good example of that! Featuring the musings of a furry and Insane Clown Posse fan, or "Dumb Shithead" to be politically correct and empirically accurate, this site packs a lot of great information on pit bull terriers, spotted hyenas, and how cool it is to be down with the clown. I don't want to spoil it for you, but it involves having terrible taste in music and subcultures.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.