Atma

Drunkboxer

cut eye-holes in the robe to make a bedsheet ghost costume, thus allowing you to disguise yourself as The Holy Ghost

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FoxTerrier

Knock on the door of Beelz's choosing. Introduce yourself as a Jehovahs Witness and ask if they've heard the Good News.

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Vanilla Mint Ice

>offer him a mushroom

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Drunkboxer

Tell "J." that he used to be cool. Tell him that the old J would trip balls with him.

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NecroMonster

tell jesus that it was actually you who killed peter and ask jesus for forgiveness for your sins the way he did it for the humans that one time

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NecroMonster

take off your robe and your peter disguise to show jesus that you are satan and then tell him if anyone deserves forgiveness it's you (satan)

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Genocyber

>Save, then cast enlarge Satan, then put on jesus robe

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