Atma

Drunkboxer

cut eye-holes in the robe to make a bedsheet ghost costume, thus allowing you to disguise yourself as The Holy Ghost

Atma

FoxTerrier

Knock on the door of Beelz's choosing. Introduce yourself as a Jehovahs Witness and ask if they've heard the Good News.

Atma

Vanilla Mint Ice

>offer him a mushroom

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Drunkboxer

Tell "J." that he used to be cool. Tell him that the old J would trip balls with him.

Atma

NecroMonster

tell jesus that it was actually you who killed peter and ask jesus for forgiveness for your sins the way he did it for the humans that one time

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NecroMonster

take off your robe and your peter disguise to show jesus that you are satan and then tell him if anyone deserves forgiveness it's you (satan)

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Genocyber

>Save, then cast enlarge Satan, then put on jesus robe

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