Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand
>unleash all bodily functions NOW
Vanilla Mint Ice
>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side
wow, what a journey. Thanks to Atma for the concept and the images, and to all the GBS 2.1 Goons who contributed! For brevity of presentation, I cut out several trial-and-error deaths, lots of rejected suggestions, some basic "go east"-type directions, and at least three drug-trip sequences. If you'd like to experience the thread in its original 48-page form, you can find it in the Goldmine archive!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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