Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand
>unleash all bodily functions NOW
Vanilla Mint Ice
>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side
wow, what a journey. Thanks to Atma for the concept and the images, and to all the GBS 2.1 Goons who contributed! For brevity of presentation, I cut out several trial-and-error deaths, lots of rejected suggestions, some basic "go east"-type directions, and at least three drug-trip sequences. If you'd like to experience the thread in its original 48-page form, you can find it in the Goldmine archive!
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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