Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand
>unleash all bodily functions NOW
Vanilla Mint Ice
>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side
wow, what a journey. Thanks to Atma for the concept and the images, and to all the GBS 2.1 Goons who contributed! For brevity of presentation, I cut out several trial-and-error deaths, lots of rejected suggestions, some basic "go east"-type directions, and at least three drug-trip sequences. If you'd like to experience the thread in its original 48-page form, you can find it in the Goldmine archive!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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