> go outside ready light shit up with your staff of lighting shit up
>Shout at the guard, "KILL THAT IMPOSTER!" and point at H.G.
Tell the guard the imposter always lies and the real ghost always tells the truth but you don't know which is which so he'll have to ask them questions. Tell him its a test of his faith. While he's confused and has his guard down blast him with the staff.
accuse the holy ghost of necromancy and punish him for unholy crimes
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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