> say "Hey guys, it's Satan! Jesus just forgave ALL of my sins. That's right, I'm innocent, bitches. Y'all can't do shit about Peter now!"
>Take Jesus' corpse, put the blue sheet Beelz is wearing over it. Weekend At Bernie's his corpse over to the exit, then claim that you and your faithful bunny companion captured the imposter. When the guard comes over to inspect it, have Beelz attack the guard, blast H.G. with the staff, then blast the guard.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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