> say "Hey guys, it's Satan! Jesus just forgave ALL of my sins. That's right, I'm innocent, bitches. Y'all can't do shit about Peter now!"
>Take Jesus' corpse, put the blue sheet Beelz is wearing over it. Weekend At Bernie's his corpse over to the exit, then claim that you and your faithful bunny companion captured the imposter. When the guard comes over to inspect it, have Beelz attack the guard, blast H.G. with the staff, then blast the guard.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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