Since I am a benevolent king, I offer you not one, but two socktopuses (or socktopi).
This is a thing. I do not know what this thing is based upon. But I like this thing. I hope you enjoy this thing.
Plethora's final sock creature comes in the shape of Victims 17 and 18 from the Silent Hill video games, who takes the role of "protector of the DVDs" very seriously.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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