Since I am a benevolent king, I offer you not one, but two socktopuses (or socktopi).
This is a thing. I do not know what this thing is based upon. But I like this thing. I hope you enjoy this thing.
Plethora's final sock creature comes in the shape of Victims 17 and 18 from the Silent Hill video games, who takes the role of "protector of the DVDs" very seriously.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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