Since I am a benevolent king, I offer you not one, but two socktopuses (or socktopi).
This is a thing. I do not know what this thing is based upon. But I like this thing. I hope you enjoy this thing.
Plethora's final sock creature comes in the shape of Victims 17 and 18 from the Silent Hill video games, who takes the role of "protector of the DVDs" very seriously.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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