Since I am a benevolent king, I offer you not one, but two socktopuses (or socktopi).
This is a thing. I do not know what this thing is based upon. But I like this thing. I hope you enjoy this thing.
Plethora's final sock creature comes in the shape of Victims 17 and 18 from the Silent Hill video games, who takes the role of "protector of the DVDs" very seriously.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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