Luckily for us, forum goon GiantShoe had been working on some sock monsters too. The first of which goes by the name Mr Minotaur, but you can call him Minny.

Say hello to Dagon, or possibly "Da Gon" if it dabbles in rap music.

What do you call a deceased Luke Skywalker? A Dedi! Haha, everyone is having a great time once again at the Comedy Goldmine.

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