Luckily for us, forum goon GiantShoe had been working on some sock monsters too. The first of which goes by the name Mr Minotaur, but you can call him Minny.
Say hello to Dagon, or possibly "Da Gon" if it dabbles in rap music.
What do you call a deceased Luke Skywalker? A Dedi! Haha, everyone is having a great time once again at the Comedy Goldmine.
Blemmyes, burning like fire.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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