Luckily for us, forum goon GiantShoe had been working on some sock monsters too. The first of which goes by the name Mr Minotaur, but you can call him Minny.
Say hello to Dagon, or possibly "Da Gon" if it dabbles in rap music.
What do you call a deceased Luke Skywalker? A Dedi! Haha, everyone is having a great time once again at the Comedy Goldmine.
Blemmyes, burning like fire.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.