Luckily for us, forum goon GiantShoe had been working on some sock monsters too. The first of which goes by the name Mr Minotaur, but you can call him Minny.
Say hello to Dagon, or possibly "Da Gon" if it dabbles in rap music.
What do you call a deceased Luke Skywalker? A Dedi! Haha, everyone is having a great time once again at the Comedy Goldmine.
Blemmyes, burning like fire.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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