Don't let hack "gaming journalists" and nefarious redditors try to trick you into playing Gone Home by pretending it's some sort of lame simulator for squares-only activities such as reading a novel and having feelings. Maybe THEY get their jollies luring casual gamers and curious bookworms into a terrifying interactive experience that will haunt their dreams forever, but I consider it my personal duty to expose the truth: Gone Home is actually this year's most exciting horror/exploration shooter!
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
You have summoned him and now he is here!