d3c0y2 introduced us to The Neckbeard, though some wonder if that's really his own alter-ego...


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Semper Ubi Sub Ubi shares a common occurrence from the life of Man-Who-Forgets-He's-a-Superhero-and-thinks-other-people-are-one-instead-of-him.



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