As a pathetic failure whose very presence incurs strong feelings of hatred and loathing, I happen to have a lot of spare time to spend on my own. I would rather die a painful death than admit to what I get up to when left alone, but for some reason, the Forum Goons are not only keen to tell you what they do on their own, but they want to show you through the power of ILLUSTRATION. Take a look at the following efforts for some inspiration on what to do the next time you find yourself left to your own devices.

CannedMacabre starts things off with a full-on assault of facial hair.



Changer Of The Ways is just as confused as I am with developments in the Fleshlight industry.


Who are you to deny criscodisco's claims that nude is good?



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