Hobonomicon is going through a tough time in his life right now.


This Christmas, every child will be hoping for Kamoc's storybook in their stocking.


Liku, you got some dirty ass sheets bro.


McBeth really believes in letting it all hang loose.


When Megaspel sees red, things get stabbed. Remember this important fact the next time you are sending birthday party invitations.


More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.