That does it for part one of this look at the sexy world of online dating via games provided by multinational corporations. Regular Goldmine readers can look forward to us revisiting the same territory another time in the near future, as there's certainly a whole lot more horny teenagers to confuse and bamboozle. Thanks to all the SA forum goons for helping out with the screencaps for this article, I love you all in a way that couldn't possibly be published on a family site such as Something Awful. Join me again next Tuesday when I'll have another arousing article to tickle your fancy.

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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