Killer robot


My mate picked this up in Bangkok:

(From the same shop):

Nessa <>

Wampus42: What exactly is going on with the two Spidermen (Spidermans?) at the bottom, second from the right? Conjoined twins? An excerpt from the Spider Kama Sutra? Limb regeneration gone wrong?

Detective Thompson: Well, you see Wampus, when two Spidermen love each other very much...



I went to the dollar store last night to find chopsticks. It took me a bit to find them, and in the process I found these plates. They felt like they would dissolve in water... and they had "2007" stamped on the back.

Pick: As my eyes passed over this image for the first time, I was like, yawn, bad Spiderman product. Then, I took a closer look. I now appreciate the glory of this find .

Killer robot

Does this count?


Miijhal: That's a pretty awkwardly placed foot.

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