OK, now that we've exhausted all the usual retail outlets like Nob Hill and Dollar Buyz, let's get futuristic by finding bargains online with DealExtreme. If you order today, your gift will probably arrive just in time for Christmas 2012!
I just picked up one of these, I'll be pretty much the classiest guy in my cube farm now.
Some other random crap
The product is retarded, but the video demonstration is absolutely amazing (wait till the one minute mark). You literally couldn't do a worse job of demonstrating the product.
Vivid pig looks indeed.
I've bought many things from DealExtreme, but this is the best thing they've ever sold.
Smallpox the Sick
A Square 3D Laser Etched Steve Jobs Statue Crystal Block will be in at least a few stockings this year.
Who WOULDN'T want these?*
*Everyone what the fuck is with their hands
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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