All the children are tucked in their beds, sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads. Now it's time for X-mas to get XXX!
Let's complete the vibrator set that started with Santa there. You'll also need "confused chef," "clown" and "nurse."
If someone handed me a penis shaped gun the last thing I'd expect is it shocking me.
davidspackage: "It looks like a normal naughty gun but it is not!"
I must admit, I don't usually expect to get an electric shock when my co-workers are prodding me with their gun penises.
dr_zaius: You're forgetting that it's also a light! Funny AND practical.
somebody had to carve this.
They have a fleshlight shaped like a foot. What in the fuck.
You can overcome years of Catholic guilt with a Stigmata Fleshlight.
Thanks to the SA Goons for tracking down all that crap! Check back the next two weeks to find out what tales of woe transpire when people don't follow our Christmas-gift advice! Or maybe those things happen when they do...
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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