I found it shopping the JCPenney outlet with my mother and she couldn't believe that something with a huge glaring spelling error could be mass-produced and sold in stores. Then I showed her this thread.
Knockoff videogames are one of my very favorite things, here are the backs of a couple boxes I scanned from some that my brother picked up.
Apparently this entire game is a from-scratch knockoff, not based on any existing games. The booklet for it was two pages folded and stapled.
Why they didn't just copy the regular text I don't know... but I am endlessly grateful for it.
Lario and Muigi?
Enough of this idol worship, let's put the Christ back in Christmas!
eating only apples
Words cannot describe how glittery they were. They are money boxes. I regret not buying one, I'm going to go back, I need a sparkly Jesus money box in my life.
kyat: You put money in them by decapitating them?
Robot Lincoln: Virgin Mary" is copyright © 28 BCE by New Testament Media, any reproduction, retransmission, republication, or other use of all or part of her likeness is expressly prohibited, unless prior written permission has been granted by The Father, Son, Holy Ghost, or the appropriate copyright owner. All other rights reserved.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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