Hey N-ER-GEE, you have no right to make these claims. A lot of Potter fans just want to sit back, relax and read some erotic fan fiction relating to Dumbledore fucking Ron.

I never claimed that my articles were as well written as Shakespeare's, but thanks to notagoon, I have now surpassed the Bard's work.

Prepare yourself for a whole lotta booty. But not just any booty. Professor Booty!



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