Hey N-ER-GEE, you have no right to make these claims. A lot of Potter fans just want to sit back, relax and read some erotic fan fiction relating to Dumbledore fucking Ron.
I never claimed that my articles were as well written as Shakespeare's, but thanks to notagoon, I have now surpassed the Bard's work.
Prepare yourself for a whole lotta booty. But not just any booty. Professor Booty!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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