Hey N-ER-GEE, you have no right to make these claims. A lot of Potter fans just want to sit back, relax and read some erotic fan fiction relating to Dumbledore fucking Ron.
I never claimed that my articles were as well written as Shakespeare's, but thanks to notagoon, I have now surpassed the Bard's work.
Prepare yourself for a whole lotta booty. But not just any booty. Professor Booty!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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