little fluffy muffy
This wrestler is a master chef with a penchant for haute cuisine. SOmetimes he humiliates the other wrestlers by whipping up a tasty dish in the middle of the match, or eating some imported olives right in the ring without any fear of choking on the olives. He gets his comeuppance when a more everyman wrestler says "the only thing on the menu today is knuckle sandwiches" and then serves up the knuckle sandwiches raw in the ring
Some Other Guy
a tow truck driver who is tired of towing trucks: your ass is next
A faithless elderly bishop, cursed by God to defend his hardcore title 24/7
+2 Sword of Chutney
GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS AND ATTITUDE
Jesus Christ the Return
A Homestuckian enigma who only appears in mirrors
kane as is, but literally obsessed with and addicted to internet pornography
john cena in his current character, only openly acknowledged as a heel
Black Baby Goku
WHAT do you MEAN you forgot the chicken nuggets *crowd goes wild and waves arms and holds up signs with that catchphrase*
How about a boxing kangaroo who gains the ability to wrestle and not just punch, after he gets experimental surgery so that it has human type hands from an orangutang that died driving a motorcycle. And the spirit of the orangutang sometimes wakes up in the kangaroo and makes it betray its tag team partner which is a baby elephant that wears androgynous clothing
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.