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Today's website claims to be the #1 Anime Weight Gain website on the entirety of the Internet. One day, a website that has more anime characters gain more and more weight will come on the scene, and the Japanese Animation Expansion Fetish Fan Art scene will erupt in Civil War. Many fan fictioners & Deviantartists will be lost, and many fat hentai fetishists will be forced to survive on the rations that Google Cache can provide. Until then, let us bask in the glory of these Salad Days. Let us celebrate the bounty that is: Animexpansion.com

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