HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A WEB PAGE
HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A WEB PAGE, submitted by Aestro. The desire to raise children and raise them right is a noble cause. Some people are so passionate about their children, especially good old Cartlton Corbitt who has everything already planned out.
11
Geometry and Trig, Reading ~300words/min, typing ~ 50words/min, Web Development, and Anatomy and Physiology
Age 12
Becomes attracted to men
Carlton's web page is filled with so many interesting things that you could just get lost there for hours. Here is his girlfriend's family tree. This is some amazing shit folks!
I don't understand why anyone would want to create a shrine for themselves and put it up on the internet for everybody to see. But hey, I'm not a big player at the First United Methodist Church. Hopefully this exposure on our little humor site will give Carton Corbitt the much needed attention he desires for so dearly.
- Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
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