Randy's Pictures, submitted by Chris. This is a porn site which is so unbelievably hideous that I can't imagine a single person agreeing to pay them $6 a month for access to webpages that look like Jerry Garcia inspired circus tents. However, Randy, being the cunning artist he is, appropriately chose the most vile and disfigured "amateur" women to promote his horrid site. The quote should probably be moved one word to the right, as "amateur women" best describes these creatures' attempts to look vaguely human. Tick-shaped tits, car-crash-victim faces, and makeup that was applied by howler monkeys doesn't stop these pale beauties from strutting their horrendous stuff. It does make me immediately close the page though, since I don't want other people seeing it and thinking I'm into what appears to be human-colored horse porn. These sexy women are going to make some great dog food one day!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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