The Huntsville Chronicle

The Huntsville Chronicle, submitted by Hickory Kincaid. I don't rightly know what's going on in this web page. It looks like a negro got an idea in his head that he could run for congress by sayin' he wants the South to rise again. I reckon I appreciate his support in a sort of, sort of abstract, sort of way. I guess it's nice that a black man knows his place and can behave but I don't think he should be running for no office or what have you.


Ain't that a sight. I wonder what these folk have to say.

I Don’t Want to be Black Anymore
By J.J. Johnson

It's not working, folks.

I have tried to do everything I can to be the African-American I’m supposed to be, but I just cannot continue. I am hereby resigning myself from the Black Race. And before I get death threats from my Black brethren out there, hear me out.

I have almost made it through another Black history month, in which I’m supposed to do all I can to insult White people for 28 days. I guess I should even say the Black History month is a racial conspiracy by White people since they only gave us 28 (or 29) days to rip their dignity to shreds, while the other months have 30 or 31 days. I guess it’s just another example of the Black man not getting his fair share.

Hallelujah, brother! Together we can make the world a place where you can have your place and I can have mine and we ain't never gotta see one another or speak to another. Thank you J.J. Johnson for helpin' me realize ain't all coloreds is bad.

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

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