Ritz Records Online Store
Ritz Records Online Store, submitted by Hot Fresh Now. Every day is better with inept rap music. Imagine a really self-righteous Mushmouth laying rhymes on the unsuspecting public, cuz DL's new album "The Awakening" is about to DROP.
The Awakening is DL's highly anticipated debut album. The listener is taken on a very personal journey they can relate to, involving struggles, prayer, realizations of truth, and the joy of overcoming seemingly impossible obstacles and odds.
All of the sample tracks have their share of comedy, but "The Gemini" and the religious overtones of "Surprise" top the Schadenfreude playlist.
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