Expansion Mansion
Expansion Mansion, submitted by Von Bourgeois. The great thing about using a ridiculous fetish site as the Awful Link of the Day is that pictures are so much more efficient than words. Merely by showing you a single photo from Expansion Mansion I can convey to you everything that you need to know about the site:

There it is, folks. That there’s what it is. It’s that. It’s people photoshopping women to look extremely fat and/or pregnant. There is also a selection of undoctored photos of women puffing out their bellies to look fat.

There it is.
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