Muck N' Mire
Muck N' Mire, submitted by Abraham. I had a nice long ALOD written and our stupid content system ate the ALOD and I'll be fucked if I'm going to force myself to write another five paragraphs about a stupid fucking faggot website where fucking faggots jack off to pictures of people being sucked into quicksand. Mire N' Muck or whatever the shit this site is called is about people who get turned on by quicksand. It's more sick shit from the endless factory of pathos, dementia and criminal sexual activity that is the Internet.
Here's some stupid goddamn pictures from their website:
If you want a quote from their website you can click on the link and read it yourself you lazy goddamn idiot. Honestly, is anyone surprised anymore that this shit is out there?
Anyway, the Internet consists of 99% horrible websites and guess what: here's another one. It's not as gross as some.
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