Generation Web Design, submitted by me. Planning on getting your own website...ON THE INTERNET? Well, drop by Generation Web Design for all your design desires! But why should YOU join the fancy pants country club that is the internet?

Why do I need a website?

The internet is happening now. It's the goldmine if the new millenium. It's the industrial revolution of our generation.

Everyone should jump headfirst into the blackest coal mine that the internet can offer! You are losing so much money by sitting there, not utilizing the internet's full potential! This site is insanely annoying, mostly due to the words "Generation Web Design" following your mouse around like a rapist trailing a woman or a weak, effeminate man. Also enjoy checking out the portfolio of wild web designs, and all sorts of bullshit intended to make you believe that you'll be the next Abe Vigoda through the power of the Internet.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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