Generation Web Design, submitted by me. Planning on getting your own website...ON THE INTERNET? Well, drop by Generation Web Design for all your design desires! But why should YOU join the fancy pants country club that is the internet?
Why do I need a website?
The internet is happening now. It's the goldmine if the new millenium. It's the industrial revolution of our generation.
Everyone should jump headfirst into the blackest coal mine that the internet can offer! You are losing so much money by sitting there, not utilizing the internet's full potential! This site is insanely annoying, mostly due to the words "Generation Web Design" following your mouse around like a rapist trailing a woman or a weak, effeminate man. Also enjoy checking out the portfolio of wild web designs, and all sorts of bullshit intended to make you believe that you'll be the next Abe Vigoda through the power of the Internet.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.