Mastasia
Mastasia, submitted by Cicadalek. A self-described "all girl titopia", Mastasia features models with either prosthetic or Photoshopped giant breasts. When I say gigantic I mean cartoonishly gigantic.
For our first full lactation video, Vanessa starts the morning with a very milky breakfast. She starts playing with her tits, then she takes out her guns, and proceeds to fill her cereal bowl with her own breast-milk! She gets so horny, she forgets about breakfast, and mashes her mounds against the milky table while she continues lactating excessively!
Be warned, this site is definitely not work safe, but if you can handle it the hilarious looping video on the front page is worth the psychic price of clicking the link. Be sure to check out the 3D rendered giant breasts as well.
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