BEST HYDROPONICS, submitted by Dennis. I don't know what the hell this monstrosity is, nor why I can't stop throwing up after viewing it. Sweet Father in Hell, this is the absolute worst. For God's sake, DON'T click on that link. Whatever you do, DO NOT EVER click on that link. If your skull doesn't spontaneously burst upon loading this site, you'll end up wishing it had within two seconds. It's yet another product of the "fire and forget" school of HTML writing. There is no God.

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)