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The greetings cards at ChristiaNet decry video games, wizardry, and everything else normal people enjoy in their spare time. It's difficult to gauge on what occasions these cards might be exchanged. Perhaps ChristiaNet consumers find them humorous in a "it's funny, and it's true" sense, whereas we might view them with bemused "Holy fuck, how does something this retarded exist?" fascination. Or maybe they're delivered as warnings to unsuspecting infidels who've been watching TV, teaching evolution, worshiping the Virgin Mary or committing other esoteric offenses against fundamental Christiankind.

- Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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