Church Of Satan: The Official Web Site - I don't have anything against Satan. If people want to worship the dude that's fine by me. The problem is, if you're putting together a website in the name of the most powerful force of evil in the universe, you need a splash page that's a little bit more intimidating than a Flaming Lips band photo. Things don't get any better when you enter the website proper, either. I had no idea the standard "black background with a wall of bright text and red gradients around everything" template that GeoCities users love had Satanic origins, but I guess it makes sense.

- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell