You Stupid Relativist (Thanks, ppanag!)
Some physicists might believe Bill Gaede cheapens serious discussions with his wacky Photoshops and bizarre insults. However, it's indisputable that he uplifts the level of YouTube comments discourse exponentially. Who else could spark a debate about subatomic processes and neutron stars simply by posting a video titled "Are You Gay?" His Web site assails visitors with an obnoxious cuckoo clock sound effect, but such annoyances seem insignificant given his revelation that ours is the last generation of humans on earth. The Hominid Doomsday Clock never lies.
Gaede implores us "live today like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't." It's up to you to decide where "exploring a crazy-looking Web site dedicated to the eradication of mathematical physics" ranks on your end times to-do list.
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