You're wearing a DOG COSTUME!
Furry: The Motion Picture Experience
Submitted by Andrew C.
A story as old as time: boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy dresses up as wolf and presumably jacks off a lot while dressed as wolf, girl finds out, girl is mortified, boy loses girl, girl magically has some kind of deus ex machina change of heart during the last 2 minutes of the movie and decides to not only accept a dude in his twenties that likes to dress up as a wolf because he is sexually aroused by animals but join in his creepy furfag bullshit, Seth updates shit_that_never_happened.txt.
