Million Dollar Extreme!
The Cool Doc
Oh my GOD. Dr. Dice is so cool and sexy. I want him inside of me NOW. Preferably performing a triple bypass because I am a god damn fat mess.
"Get out of your˙ moms basement and quit getting your friends to rubberstamp your bullshit. If you werent so goddamn ugly looking maybe you wouldn't be on youtube trying to make girls laugh because you clearly cant get pussy looking like that.
Have you ever even touch a girl besides your fat ugly mom? Doubt it. Get some proactive and a haircut, switch to contacts and your best bet is to get a girl totally drunk before she does anything with you."
-Rock944T hooking us up with some sweet carefail