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Ask Google Image Search!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011 by Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller (@DarbageGay)

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treat

Q: I'm pathetically lonely, horny, and can't stop creeping around on dating websites. Help?

A:
Haruharuharuko

Q: I sit in the basement and eat junk food all day. Help!

A:
axolotl farmer

Q: Do I waste too much time on the forums?

A:
The Bible

Q: The Internet has destroyed my faith in humanity. What can I do about this?

A:
Poopelyse

Q: C'mon Google, these were very profound and philosophical questions and those were your answers?

- Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller (@DarbageGay)

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