Misquoting Famous People
This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
Fnoigy
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
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BetterTasteThnU
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
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Xmas Future
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
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Fenderbender
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
CannedMacabre
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
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Yoya
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem

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