YOUR A TWIT
You want quality bobservo writing more than twice a month? WELL YOU JUST GOT YOUR WISH MISTER
Here's how it works:
- I record every asinine thought that passes through my head
- You read them
- Employers will later reference this information as the reason they're not hiring me
Welcome to the new world of Web 2.0 comedy, just one of the many changes coming to Something Awful in 2009. The other change is that all articles will now be top ten lists read to you by your iPhone. Even the old ones.
This Week on Something Awful...
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Movies That Show Their Age!
Photoshop Phriday
The SA forum goons subject films to the relentless, unstoppable, cruel savagery of time.
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Stuff You Will Hate II: Unholy Creations
Garbage Day
I send Sgt. D the kind of shit that makes him mad, and he sends back -- whatever, I hate everything.
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Warhamer 40,000: Rogue Trader (part two)
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader.
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I Ate A Luna Bar And My Dick Fell Off!
AwfulVision
Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk*

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