YOUR A TWIT
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Here's how it works:
- I record every asinine thought that passes through my head
- You read them
- Employers will later reference this information as the reason they're not hiring me
Welcome to the new world of Web 2.0 comedy, just one of the many changes coming to Something Awful in 2009. The other change is that all articles will now be top ten lists read to you by your iPhone. Even the old ones.
This Week on Something Awful...
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Good Riddance, 2008: 38-30
Garbage Day
It's so hard to say goodbye to 2008's crappiest titles -- but I will by February, promise.
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Henchman Status Updates: Operation Macy's
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FIST Unique Personnel Solutions has some updates on your recent henchman contracts.

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