You want quality bobservo writing more than twice a month? WELL YOU JUST GOT YOUR WISH MISTER
Here's how it works:
- I record every asinine thought that passes through my head
- You read them
- Employers will later reference this information as the reason they're not hiring me
Welcome to the new world of Web 2.0 comedy, just one of the many changes coming to Something Awful in 2009. The other change is that all articles will now be top ten lists read to you by your iPhone. Even the old ones.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!