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Here's how it works:
- I record every asinine thought that passes through my head
- You read them
- Employers will later reference this information as the reason they're not hiring me
Welcome to the new world of Web 2.0 comedy, just one of the many changes coming to Something Awful in 2009. The other change is that all articles will now be top ten lists read to you by your iPhone. Even the old ones.
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!