You want quality bobservo writing more than twice a month? WELL YOU JUST GOT YOUR WISH MISTER
Here's how it works:
- I record every asinine thought that passes through my head
- You read them
- Employers will later reference this information as the reason they're not hiring me
Welcome to the new world of Web 2.0 comedy, just one of the many changes coming to Something Awful in 2009. The other change is that all articles will now be top ten lists read to you by your iPhone. Even the old ones.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!