Pork Tales X
I've been really busy and my pet crab gave birth to a litter of crablings.
This is my current excuse for all subpar articles in the future. Actually I kind of like this article, even though I only had about a hour to write it. I'm pretty surprised I pulled it off. I was just going to call Lowtax and tell him that I had cancer again. My facade is wearing thin.
Front Page Gossip: Seth "Terrorsaurus" Knisley is a Goth
I've been doing some snooping around Knisley's hometown and I've found out that he is 84% Goth. This comes as no surprise to most readers, but it will surely be a devastating blow to the already tarnished image of Knisley, who is on his last legs here at the SA home office. I paid off the janitor at his high school and was able to get a hold of this yearbook picture of him. Damning evidence indeed.
This Week on Something Awful...
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March 16, 2010
Forum Friday's Monday
Forum Friday's Monday spotlights some of the best recent threads on the SA Forums!
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Meet Uncle Jack!
Comedy Goldmine
The SA forum goons share their disturbing definition of "wacky family adventures."
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Green Zone; Remember Me
Current Releases
ProfessorClumsy enjoys Green Zone. Slvbarek and Macrame_God double-team Remember Me.
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SXSW Guide and Anti-Guide 2010!
Garbage Day
The most bafflingly comprehensive guide to the 3/18 SXSW lineup you'll find anywhere!
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