Young Jeezy's hit debut album, "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101," peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard album charts. On one of his songs he raps, "Get it? Jeezy the Snowman / I'm iced out, plus I got that snow, man."
I hate rap.
I love Silent Hill.
Silent Hill 1 was great, Silent Hill 2 was incredible, Silent Hill 3 was above average, Silent Hill 4 was an abomination I can't force myself to play through no matter how hard I try. Still, Silent Hill is by far the greatest franchise of any game ever. God bless you Konami.
Where's Rich Been?
I haven't been writing very much because I've been busy with a whole bunch of miscellaneous crap. I'd love to write more, but I just don't have the time or energy. I remember when I used to get all excited at the prospect of writing. Now I hardly ever feel it. I've lost whatever spark I had years ago, and I no long feel the invisible push to write comedy. I felt it somewhat for today's update, which was odd, but overall it's just lacking and that worries me. How do I get it back? How many more years do I have to wait until it returns? Is it gone forever? I don't know, and I guess we'll find out eventually.
If you don't see any updated by me for a while, now you know why. The joy is simply gone. Blargh.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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