Shut Up Khad

The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!

• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?
• Snacks Of Shame: What do you eat when you're alone?
• Planetside 2: A battle of attrition in a war of infinite resources.
• Is it time to "break up" with a friend?
• Raising Godly children
• Listen up cartoon snobs! The Venture Brothers: Season V starts June 2nd!
• NHL GDT 5/22 - On second thought, hold the mozzarella sticks
• Star Trek: "Stop with the damn metaphors!" [NO SPOILER TAGS FOR MOVIE TALK]