Aliens Unlimited: Galaxy Guide (1997)

Zack: This is the way school teachers will dress in 2080.
Steve: I'm conflicted. Hot rack vs. baldness.
Zack: I remember that Supreme Court case. I think Clarence Thomas wrote the majority opinion. "Bring 'em both on."
Steve: Does having hair like a French pony's really qualify you as an alien?
Zack: The only thing my French pony hair qualifies me for is Prettiest Pony Prancer in Show.
