Zack: 1995 I.R. The Ballsaxions discover Glansions on Glansia.
Steve: "Oh, dude, you shouldn't have made fun of the beard on her lower ball sack. Now she's pissed and taking out her scroll."
Zack: *Carefully places one bullet in pouch on thigh.*
Zack: Props to Breaux for just saying "Fuck it" and letting his weird, Cronenbergian sexual hang-ups air out on this image.
Steve: Don't be fooled by that rack. You get to second base with this thing and it's just gonna be more ball sack and more eyeballs.
Steve: Even the legs and forearms have ball sacks. It's ball sacks all the way down.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.