Zack: 1995 I.R. The Ballsaxions discover Glansions on Glansia.
Steve: "Oh, dude, you shouldn't have made fun of the beard on her lower ball sack. Now she's pissed and taking out her scroll."
Zack: *Carefully places one bullet in pouch on thigh.*
Zack: Props to Breaux for just saying "Fuck it" and letting his weird, Cronenbergian sexual hang-ups air out on this image.
Steve: Don't be fooled by that rack. You get to second base with this thing and it's just gonna be more ball sack and more eyeballs.
Steve: Even the legs and forearms have ball sacks. It's ball sacks all the way down.
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