Steve: I'm not a graphic design guy but that logo does not seem very good.
Zack: Nice. The layers of embellishment really highlight the clear message of a sword behind the head of a fish.
Steve: I want a scientific explanation for why every alien looks like a human wearing a Halloween mask.
Zack: Also, why do half of aliens get breast implants?Steve: Maybe it has something to do with the fish and the sword.
Zack: Federation of Huge Artificial Hooters on scrotum monsters.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.