Steve: I'm not a graphic design guy but that logo does not seem very good.
Zack: Nice. The layers of embellishment really highlight the clear message of a sword behind the head of a fish.
Steve: I want a scientific explanation for why every alien looks like a human wearing a Halloween mask.
Zack: Also, why do half of aliens get breast implants?Steve: Maybe it has something to do with the fish and the sword.
Zack: Federation of Huge Artificial Hooters on scrotum monsters.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.