Steve: I'm not a graphic design guy but that logo does not seem very good.
Zack: Nice. The layers of embellishment really highlight the clear message of a sword behind the head of a fish.
Steve: I want a scientific explanation for why every alien looks like a human wearing a Halloween mask.
Zack: Also, why do half of aliens get breast implants?Steve: Maybe it has something to do with the fish and the sword.
Zack: Federation of Huge Artificial Hooters on scrotum monsters.
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