Steve: I'm not a graphic design guy but that logo does not seem very good.
Zack: Nice. The layers of embellishment really highlight the clear message of a sword behind the head of a fish.
Steve: I want a scientific explanation for why every alien looks like a human wearing a Halloween mask.
Zack: Also, why do half of aliens get breast implants?Steve: Maybe it has something to do with the fish and the sword.
Zack: Federation of Huge Artificial Hooters on scrotum monsters.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.