Zack: This is the way school teachers will dress in 2080.
Steve: I'm conflicted. Hot rack vs. baldness.
Zack: I remember that Supreme Court case. I think Clarence Thomas wrote the majority opinion. "Bring 'em both on."
Steve: Does having hair like a French pony's really qualify you as an alien?Zack: The only thing my French pony hair qualifies me for is Prettiest Pony Prancer in Show.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.