Zack: This is the way school teachers will dress in 2080.

Steve: I'm conflicted. Hot rack vs. baldness.

Zack: I remember that Supreme Court case. I think Clarence Thomas wrote the majority opinion. "Bring 'em both on."

Steve: Does having hair like a French pony's really qualify you as an alien?

Zack: The only thing my French pony hair qualifies me for is Prettiest Pony Prancer in Show.
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