Gary Gygax's Cyborg Commando (1987)
Steve: Hey baby, nice tank top. You come here often?
Zack: Don't do it lady. He's just faking to get you to touch his arm tubes.
Steve: I think she's welding his neck too.
Zack: Yeah, it's a whole scene. Guy cyborgs detach limbs and pretend to be in deactivated mode and they get a lady to reattach their arms and do some welding while a creepy bug monster films it all for the Internet.
Steve: I wonder how many people are on the Internet in 2035.
Zack: Does the Internet count as rural?
