Gary Gygax's Cyborg Commando (1987)
Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.
Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.
Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.
Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?
Zack: Wherever I please.