Mummy: The Resurrection (2001)

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Steve: That badge better entitle the mummy cop to some freebies at the falafel stand.

Zack: Sure you could build a pyramid and fill with treasure and put all your organs in jars and make a giant tomb and bury your servants orrrr your spirit could fly into a wallet. Whichever is more convenient.

Steve: The ancient blue scrolls of Carusohotep.

Zack: *Looks at withered mummy victim lying on pier*

Zack: "I guess we'll have to..." *flies into wallet, speaks from inside wallet photograph* "...wrap this one up." Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!


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